[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/i-muz-bude-rad-vysavat\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/i-muz-bude-rad-vysavat\/","headline":"I mu\u017e bude r\u00e1d vys\u00e1vat","name":"I mu\u017e bude r\u00e1d vys\u00e1vat","description":"Panuje-li venku pr\u00e1v\u011b slune\u010dn\u00fd letn\u00ed den, nen\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bka, jen\u017e by se zdr\u00e1hal zam\u00ed\u0159it k n\u011bjak\u00e9mu tomu sv\u00e9mu zahradn\u00edmu baz\u00e9nu. Plat\u00ed to pro ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, mu\u017ee nevyj\u00edmaje. […]","datePublished":"2018-12-18","dateModified":"2018-12-18","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/edf965aa5e6319b22667bed24bb070a38fc0326fd1c728db50dc1d860a4a16ad?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/edf965aa5e6319b22667bed24bb070a38fc0326fd1c728db50dc1d860a4a16ad?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"soremus.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a333045_w2574_t1546172528.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a333045_w2574_t1546172528.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/i-muz-bude-rad-vysavat\/","wordCount":532,"articleBody":"Panuje-li venku pr\u00e1v\u011b slune\u010dn\u00fd letn\u00ed den, nen\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bka, jen\u017e by se zdr\u00e1hal zam\u00ed\u0159it k n\u011bjak\u00e9mu tomu sv\u00e9mu zahradn\u00edmu baz\u00e9nu. Plat\u00ed to pro ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, mu\u017ee nevyj\u00edmaje. Nikdo by p\u0159ece v takov\u00e9m po\u010das\u00ed netvrdnul doma, nikdo by si nedok\u00e1zal odep\u0159\u00edt takov\u00e9 osv\u011b\u017een\u00ed\u010dko. A zkuste v takov\u00e9m okam\u017eiku chlapovi \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee ven zkr\u00e1tka nep\u016fjde. Proto\u017ee je to u\u017e p\u011bkn\u00fdch p\u00e1r dn\u00ed, co jste mu \u0159\u00edkala, aby zvednul sv\u00e9 pozad\u00ed z pohovky a \u0161el vyluxovat koberec, a kdy\u017e se k tomu doposud nep\u0159im\u011bl, mus\u00ed tak u\u010dinit pr\u00e1v\u011b nyn\u00ed. Proto\u017ee je u\u017e t\u011bch drobe\u010dk\u016f a dal\u0161\u00edho smet\u00ed na podlaze akor\u00e1t tak dost a vyluxovat se to zkr\u00e1tka mus\u00ed. Je jist\u00e9, \u017ee se takov\u00fd chlap bude vykrucovat, se\u010d mu budou s\u00edly sta\u010dit. Proto\u017ee venku je tak kr\u00e1sn\u011b a u vody zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b\u2026 Bude argumentovat kde\u010d\u00edm, p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm t\u00edm, \u017ee ten koberec je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjakou dobu vydr\u017e\u00ed, \u017ee to p\u0159ece nen\u00ed zase a\u017e tak zl\u00e9. A v nest\u0159e\u017een\u00e9 chv\u00edli takov\u00fd mu\u017e ven stejn\u011b ute\u010de. Tam k baz\u00e9nu. Aby si do n\u011bj sko\u010dil, ud\u011blal aspo\u0148 p\u00e1r temp a\u2026 A najednou t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e si spln\u00ed sv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed a do t\u00e9 vody zahu\u010d\u00ed, zkoprn\u00ed. Proto\u017ee je ten baz\u00e9n tak jaksi zanedban\u00fd. Jak je to dlouho, co vlastn\u011b n\u011bkdo naposledy \u010distil jeho dno? To u\u017e je cel\u00e1 v\u011b\u010dnost. A mezit\u00edm do n\u011bj napadalo kdeco, nacucalo se to, kleslo ke dnu a to te\u010f vypad\u00e1\u2026 no hanba mluvit. A co te\u010f? Sko\u010dit tam do t\u00e9 \u0161p\u00edny? Zkalit ji a pak se v tom smet\u00ed r\u00e1chat cel\u00fd? No to snad rad\u011bji ani ne. Mu\u017e tak chv\u00edli hloub\u00e1 a pak se ve vcelku kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m \u010dase rozhodne. Chop\u00ed se  a d\u00e1 se do d\u00edla. A ned\u00e1 si pokoje, dokud ono dno nen\u00ed zase \u010dis\u0165ounk\u00e9 a on tak m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt kone\u010dn\u011b pocit dob\u0159e odveden\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce. A co \u017ee je to za v\u011bc, j\u00ed\u017e se v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli chlap nedok\u00e1\u017ee nechopit? Budete mo\u017en\u00e1 udiveni, ale je to\u2026 baz\u00e9nov\u00fd vysava\u010d. To jedin\u00e9, co dok\u00e1\u017ee odstranit \u0161p\u00ednu ze dna baz\u00e9nu, s n\u00ed\u017e si nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e tento vyn\u00e1lez nedok\u00e1\u017ee poradit. D\u00edky tomuto vysava\u010di je dno ka\u017ed\u00e9ho baz\u00e9nu z\u00e1hy n\u00e1dhern\u011b \u010dist\u00e9. A jak je kv\u016fli n\u011bmu takov\u00fd chlap py\u0161n\u00fd! V\u017edy\u0165 to on to dok\u00e1zal. To on to tak skv\u011ble vy\u010distil. Je to on\u2026 \u2026 kdo u\u017e zanedlouho bude zase brblat, a\u017e za n\u00edm jeho drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka p\u0159ijde s t\u00edm, \u017ee dosud nevyluxoval ten koberec. Proto\u017ee na rozd\u00edl od baz\u00e9nov\u00e9ho je ten norm\u00e1ln\u00ed vysava\u010d mu\u017eovou no\u010dn\u00ed m\u016frou. A koberec p\u0159ece je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjakou dobu vydr\u017e\u00ed. Hlavn\u011b \u017ee je vyluxovan\u00fd baz\u00e9n.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.3\/5 - (3 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"I mu\u017e bude r\u00e1d vys\u00e1vat","item":"https:\/\/www.soremus.cz\/i-muz-bude-rad-vysavat\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]